25 Hilarious Bumper Stickers for Your Wife

Article Written By: Buck Thompson

If your budget is a little short, you can still find a great present for your wife. Try a funny or cute bumper sticker. It doesn't matter whether it's Valentine's Day, Christmas or birthday (although it helps if the bumper sticker's attached to a brand new car). A bumper sticker is a great gift as just a little token surprise, and should be a fun little present. If you want to find a great bumper sticker for your wife, try to find a saying that's clever and that fits with her personality or viewpoint. Think of a sticker as a type of T-shirt for her car. As with a T-shirt, a bumper sticker should be a reflection of your wife. Try these ideas to get your creative juices flowing, so that you can come up with some variations that will make it personal.

Philosophy and humor combined

These little pearls of wisdom have a fun, sarcastic edge. If she has a quick wit and a sharp tongue, she will probably appreciate something in this category.

1.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

2.God created man first. You need a rough draft before a masterpiece.

3.Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

4.If you want to borrow money without guilt, choose a pessimist, because they won't expect you to pay them back anyway.

5.That's a car you're driving, not a phone booth!

There are many bumper stickers for the wife, some are sarcastic and witty, others are sweet while still others reflect the female stereotype (all in good fun, of course). You can have lots of fun with these.

6.I saw, I wanted, I begged, I got!

7.Getting a new car for your husband? It's a great trade up!

8.Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but otherwise I leave him alone.

9.Don't Bother Me! I'm Living Happily Ever After

Is your wife also a mother? She may just enjoy being reminded of that -- and the challenges, joys, and headaches she faces.

10.Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

11.It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.

12.Honk if the kids fall out.

13.The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.

14.Because I'm the mommy, and I said so.

Even if you're not a crazy driver, these bumper stickers can give you a great laugh. Depending on whether or not it will get you in trouble, you can choose a stereotypical "bad woman driver" bumper sticker, or go with a simple "crazy driver" for all occasions.

15.Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes.

16.This Driver Is a Legal Blonde, so Be Careful!

17.Think everything is coming your way? What if you're just going the wrong way?

18.You go ahead and keep honking. I'll just be a minute. I'm reloading.

Crazy Is As Crazy Does

Crazy bumper stickers are always fun. Pick up a funny saying about just how 'out there' she is - unless she really is nuts. In that case, you'd better stick with something safe like a mommy sticker.

19.What? Hold on, the Voices in My Head Are Trying to Tell Me Something.

20.I Didn't Lose My Mind, I Just Had It Backed up on CD

21.Help! Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

22.What reality check?

Parting Shots

These particular bumper stickers don't fit into a particular category, but can still be fun. If nothing else, you can use one of these.

23.You can't have everything; space is limited.

24. A woman and her truck. It's a beautiful thing.

25.If Barbie is so popular, why are her friends available for sale on the clearance aisle?

Bumper stickers are fun and an easy way to let your wife know that you were thinking of her as well as WHAT you think of her. At any rate, it is all in good fun and is sure to get a good laugh from her. Isn't that the point?

About the Author

Author: Buck Thompson shows that using bumper stickers can be an effective component of a branding strategy and any business can benefit by marketing through stickers.

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